Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Blogger Men Tell All

I'm so excited for this month's Men Tell All! It's Halloween themed!

ME: Ok first question: Is Halloween your favorite holiday? If not, what is?
TBD: Hmmmmmmmmmm....It's my second favorite. No wait they are tied.

ME: What's your first?

TBD: No no you know what? It's not a tie. It's Thanksgiving because of all the fooooooood.
Then Christmas then Halloween

ME: Soooo.... It's not a tie at all...
(who knew such a simple question would bring out such a discussion, it's like pulling teeth getting an answer out of him!) 

ME: What do you plan on dressing up as for Halloween this year?
TBD: A milk box... *monotone*

ME: Why do you say it like that?!?!?

TBD: Cuz you don't let me have fun.

ME: Oh geez here we go! I thought you wanted to match me and the baby.

TBD: Yea, I wanted to be something scary though. Now we're just a bunch of cookies.

ME: Alright fine, we talked about this and I thought we were both excited about it. So if you could choose then what would you dress the baby up as?

TBD: Like a zombie

ME: You can't put zombie makeup on a baby!!!!
(in honor of Georgia playing Florida this weekend. GO DAWGS) 

ME: What is your go-to drink (alcoholic, non-alcoholic)?
TDB: It's a tie

ME: Everything's a tie with you

TDB: Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew.

ME: What’s your favorite scary movie?
TBD: The Grudge *makes that creepy noise from the movie* When they locked that girl in the closet *makes noise* that was crazy *makes noise*

ME: What is your best Halloween memory?
TBD: One year we had one of those huge black trash bags full of candy. It was nuts. We just kept going and going. It was awesome. We had enough candy to last a whole year.

ME: That's it?

TBD: There's a lot but I can't tell them everything. Somebody might read it and say, Ah! That's my house! Trying to keep it G rated Whit! Let's just say if I claimed everything I did I would be famous.

ME: Hahahaha, what are you talking about?!?!

TBD: What would you ever write about if it wasn't for me???

ME: WHAT!!! I write plenty of stuff that has nothing to do with you!!!

TBD: *Laughs like a crazy man*

Seriously y'all these Men Tell All are tough on a girl's marriage. Trying to converse with the male species is so random. You never know what they're going to say!


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