Monday, May 6, 2013

His Weightloss Journey

Dearest Milo,
 
I want to start out by saying mommy and daddy love you VERY much. You have been the best cat. But we are concerned... things...have...changed. And for the worse, they seem to not be getting any better.
Out of love, we are here as an intervention. To tell you, yes we hear your cry for help.
To acknowledge, we have a problem on our hands...
Remember this little guy?
Remember how slim you were?
How quick and limber you were around the house. So frisky!
But now...
Well, now we are concerned.
You lay on your back for hours on end.
You cry out for food and if you are ever in any trouble you eat aggressively.
You are an emotional eater, buddy. Accept this.
There is help, you just have to be the one to ask!
How's about a sit-up little fella?
Come on, you can do it!
A walk to get the blood going?
How about one of mom's Jillian Michaels' dvds?
Don't hang your head in shame.
What?
What's that?
Too busy?
Planner all booked up?
 
Ok then,
we are here for you when you are ready to talk. 

4 comments:

Stefani said...

Hahahaha you crack me up. Milo is the cutest little fat cat ever.

J. said...

oh kitty. It's always hard to reduce :)

2busy said...

Oh, haha, poor Milo! They have weight control cat food. Have you tried that?

Jessah @ Dreaming of Dimples said...

Awe this is so sweet! You're such a loving pet mama. Good luck with Milo's weight loss.